Nobody hands new pet parents a syllabus. We wrote one — taught by a professor who's thrilled about it, and a doctor who is not.
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Every course is a guide you download and keep — no lectures to sit through, just what you need, in the order you need it.
A day-by-day walkthrough of the chaos, from pickup to the first calm evening.
Everything Doctor Agatha wishes someone had told her before her own adoption.
Sit, stay, and stop eating the mail. A practical schedule, not a theory lecture.
Yes, you can train a cat. Sit, come, and a scratching post that actually gets used.
Why he tilts his head, chases his tail, and gives you that "guilty" look. Decoded.
Why she knocked the mug off the table, and 24 other mysteries, solved.
All 3 dog guides — the first 100 days, training, and behaviour — together in one purchase.
All 3 cat guides — the first 100 days, training, and behaviour — together in one purchase.
More courses on the way
Department of Dog Studies
Office hours: whenever you'll have him, which is always. Credentials: technically none — but he has read every book on the shelf at least twice, mostly by chewing it.
Department of Cat Studies
Office hours: by appointment only, and she reserves the right to judge the appointment. Credentials: also unclear. She has simply never been wrong.
Short lessons, no enrollment required.
Meet your professors before the real lectures begin.
Watch ↗The three real reasons, according to Doctor Agatha.
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Subscribe ↗A place to compare notes with other pet parents, ask the Pawfessors your weirdest questions, and prove you're not the only one whose cat does that.
No signup needed — we'll announce it on socials the day the doors open.